By Top Hat
Message The Top Evil! with [Request Class ??] in the title where ?? is the class title. If your choices please the Top Evil! and Madam Fate (Roll of the dice) then you'll get a much needed update in the character roster. You can do them in any order.
Focus on the skills you think will help you avoid the Crocodile Pit. Improve your proficiency with practice. You can't take too many classes, but you can only enroll in one at a time.
Example Minion File In the Slimy Catacombs Of Legal Status
Name - (Needs A Skill) Lvl. 1 Temparment - "Quote of what they said when applying." | No Skills | No Tools | No Items | No Deeds
The Academy has a class for every skill. Well...almost any skill. There are some things that you just can't learn in school. Our trainers can only get a Minion through the necessary basics required to enter the job market. After that only jobs posted by Villains can further a Minion's Evil ambition.
A basic understanding of magic will be an asset to even the most mundane Villain. As they bumble into a nest of fairies it will be YOU, mighty Minion who will save the day with a quick word of arcane...might!?!
Gremlin or goblin? Demon or devil. Baby dragon or horse dressed up for a kid's party? With some basic knowledge of the "other world" any Villain might give a side ways almost interested glance in your general direction.
Science Fiction Stuff
Is that a ray gun or a battery? I don't know! But you will...after you take this mechanics class in all things Flash Gordon. Fix anything...for a price.
Zombies. What are they and can they sweep a floor? Do vampires really count everything and other important skills related to eating the living...and resurrecting grandma.
By the time you finish this class you'll think you were a feral Minion raised by wolves in the unforgiving prairie. You'll call Kevin Costner a personal friend. Your connection to animals might rival Tarzan. Seriously, even the Crocodiles might think twice before eating you.
It takes hard work and perseverance to please a demanding master. And the key to pleasing is competence. Skills define a Minion by determining which jobs are within their short little grasp. New skills open up new opportunities. By taking advantage of our (almost) free classes even a lowly worm like you may one day become the power behind the throne.
What are you waiting for? Time to get VERBOTENOUS.
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