News Of The World
A mass of parodical twistation. Laugh it up. This is nothing more than ridiculation.
By I. Am. Verboten
Verboten publishes a sensational tabloid with buzz gathered from all around the world then twisted into nonsense. Nobody knows why. We do other stuff, too.

Warning: Designed to make you think. Requires sense of humour.
Now that we're past a year of the global pandemic there's not much point in covering the news. It's all fake anyway so parody can't compete. lol! Cheers!
Next Update: TBD
If you can tell the origin of the stories covered here then you're just a little smarty pants who should Sign Up for a studio membership.
2020's News Of The World
- Hospitals refuse to increase capacity for fear it undermines political power.
- The only solutions to Covid acceptable to the man are the ones with maximum control of private lives.
- Who owns you, because it probably isn't who you think.
- Do you trust your local MLA's opinion over your own?
- If it's all about the data why don't any of us have any of it?
Headlines for the week of Dec. 20, 2020
- Magical thinking gets better than placebo results according to local experts.
- When you can't afford your drugs, consider gambling on a government program.
- Next time you run out of gas you can always chop down a tree and build a nearby cabin.
- Hunting is more than a sport, it's survival in a world where corporations won't hire you.
- Remember to always keep a full month of food stored just in case.
Headlines for the week of Dec. 13, 2020
- Flu seems to have disappeared... where did it go?
- Once in a while politicians do the right thing if the price is right.
- Artists create stories out of raw materials. Life from death.
- Originality is just the beginning.
- Wake up! You're asleep.
Headlines for the week of Dec. 6, 2020
- Magic is more than an illusion according to local politicians.
- The vikings are frozen in the old cooler behind the french fries.
- Sleep is the most popular form of exorcise in most small towns.
- Without ambition very little changes for the better.
- Local 7 year old yells at dog walker. "Hey mister, are you gonna pick up your dog's poo? I know you can hear me!"
Headlines for the week of Nov. 29, 2020
- One way or the other nature always wins.
- Major corporations struggle under the weight of the world's problems.
- By definition no-one ever has to go in non essential businesses so how can the government shut them down without over riding the will of grown adults?
- If the government can shut down your business what else can they shut down?
- We pay the tax and bureaucrats make our decisions for us.
Headlines for the week of Nov. 22, 2020
- Local artist runs in circles long enough to groove a river.
- Musical fish are underpaid in small ponds.
- Friends are often stranger than strangers during a pandemic.
- MSM says technology companies are here to protect us. And in other news phone companies are cutting off calls you shouldn't be making.
- Trapping, hunting and fishing is now more popular then gaming.
Headlines for the week of Nov. 15, 2020
- Dictionaries re-qualify the word fraud to require priviledge.
- Investing in organic paint leads to murals on dumpsters.
- Strange lights in the sky scare local cows.
- Musicians forget how to read music with no venues to book.
- A movie without popcorn is doomed without popular porn.
Headlines for the week of Nov. 8, 2020
- Scientists are studying a recent connection noted between winning elections and curing pandemics.
- Entire cities celebrate their efforts to save dog parks only to discover tourists have eaten their dogs.
- Can a President be a support animal? A nation is about to find out.
- According to local vampires the most important decisions are made in the dark.
- Guitar strings in high demand as most rare Earth minerals revealed to be spray painted lead.
- Crowds in the city streets weaken sewer foundations explaining that peculiar smell.
Headlines for the week of Nov. 1, 2020
- In a rare moment of candor, major news outlets admit ending tabloids ruined straight news.
- Halloween was abnormally subdued this year. Even the zombies stayed in their graves.
- Football would work much better without feet shaped balls.
- Most math is music masquerading as nerd porn.
- Scientists claim Mars as the next best place to bury Earth's collective treasure.
- A recent breakthrough in chemistry. Stupidity can be cured. In a side study the more stupid cured the less people buy stupid cures.
Headlines for the week of Oct. 25, 2020
- An unfortunate gremlin chokes and dies drinking the tears of its own failure.
- Big tech reaches out to little people when the glove doesn't fit.
- Local cult refuses to pay its power bill claiming they're enlightened.
- Zombie dog rises from the grave and starts chewing on its own bone.
- Critical thinking leads to migraines.
- Man has sex with rabid squirrel hoping to gain immunity.
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